A Conversation

Walking home behind a drunk couple. They turn and look at me.

Me: "I like how you can walk straight and stuff"

Girl: "Thanks. I like your nose piercing. When did you get it done?" (I don't have a nose piercing)

Me: "Thanks. I just got it done today."

Girl: "Cool. I'm getting mine done next week, you should come."

Me: "Yeah I definitely will."

Girl: "Cool, see you on Wednesday at 10 at Di Lusso" (Di Lusso is a bar)

LOL. Life is funny